Friday, December 21, 2012

IT'S A MERRY CHRISTMAS AT THE DUMP

Lights are bright. Heaters are blowing. 
Lots of yuletidey spirit at the dump these days. 
Merry Christmas, Regulars!

Thursday, December 20, 2012

WHITE KITTY-CAT DISH

I've seen hens like this, but never a kitty. 

Orange Vintage Beauty

Come and rescue this vintage beauty before it gets soaked!

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

CHRISTMAS ON CAPE COD

Merry Christmas season, everybody! 
Come on down to the Gift House and drop off things to share with the town.

ANCIENT ORNAMENTS

Faded, chipped, not quite so shiny anymore. And the most beautiful of all. 

GREEN SHADE

Here's a nice emerald green shade for you. Nice, almost new.

WORST LAMP IN THE WORLD

It takes a lot to impress me. And there seems to be an infinite amount of terrible light fixtures in existence. But this strange, peek-a-boo seductress on the lamp base combined with the AMAZING homemade shade -- seashells, beads, fur, feathers, fringe -- really makes this a truly one-of-a-kind awful work of art.  

ELECTRIFIED MANGER

I was pretty excited when this homemade, electrified manger yesterday, after it was dropped off. Then my friend Helene saw it and said, "But a manger is not supposed to have an orange light bulb  up at the ceiling."  

TIME FLIES AT THE DUMP

Mantle clock just arrived -- in time for Christmas

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

WASN'T LAWRENCE WELK LITHUANIAN?

A trove of fantastic vinyl arrived today at the Gift House. Several boxes of jazz, classical, show tunes, and a great deal of 1960s easy listening Welk, including this one -- which I brought home.

FONDUE INSPIRATION

Fondue is never far from the Gift House


BOARD GAMES: NEW ARRIVALS

I am not obsessed with board games. Just fascinated by what they say about humanity and the various ideas of fun. Pachisi, if you don't know, is another -- and perhaps real -- version of Parcheesi. 
Everybody knows one.

I'd  rather play bridge.

SOUVENIR FROM YOUR LAST TRIP

I hope they had a fun time.
.

OFF SEASON CHINA

The selection of stuff is pretty lousy this time of year at the Gift House. But nice to see this! 

Thursday, October 18, 2012

BELL JARS

It's that time of year

CAPE COD ORIGINAL ARTWORK

Original, as far as we know.


GOD BLESS KODAK

Fabulous all-in-one contraption!
The slide carousel loads at the top,
you watch the slideshow on the monitor

SEVENTIES GREEN

Ultra cool plates and bowls from the 1970s, 
stacks and stacks of them. 

PLAY CHESS AGAINST A COMPUTER!

Here you go. The King Arthur Excalibur chess computer -- all pieces intact -- is ready to play. Just load in a few new batteries and watch it beat you in shockingly few moves. 

MOULDS!

Bundt cakes
Angel Food
crab salad made with Jell-O
Chrysler Buildings of gelatin 
or just 
hang the moulds on your kitchen wall

NED'S HEAD + OTHER FORGOTTEN GAMES

Lots of great old games at the Gift House.
Some are quite disturbing
Please come and take them away


HALLOWEEN STUFF

The people of Orleans know when to unload their old Halloween stuff:  this week! Witches, jack-o-lanterns, skull lights, and even a scary wreath got dropped off. Thank you, George Tazzini, builder and patron saint of the Gift House, for not taking that plastic pumpkin home.  

WING BACKS

Surely one of the nicer wingbacks to fly this way in a long time. This needs to be collected lickety-split -- or the Dump Lords will drag it to container oblivion. 


Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Thursday, September 20, 2012

BOWL FOR NUTS

This is truly a nut bowl -- made out of redwood stump. I know because my mom has the same one. She lives in Laguna Woods, California. When I visit her sometimes I stare at the nut bowl and wonder if it's the same walnuts as when I was a kid. Are they? Mom says no. 
The pig-snout center is for a nutcracker and little stainless picks. 

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

ENGLISH STONEWARE

Plates and plates and more plates
Fantastic set!


SHOULD BE SOLD AS A SET



OLD DOUBLE BOILER

Can't say how many times I've needed one
but it's a lot


RETRO ROMANTIC TINS!

Coffee, Sugar and Flour?

THE RED COOLER

Nothing so cool
pack your fish in this

TOO MUCH TIME INDOORS . .

Here's what we were thinking: 
If you need a sign telling you what season it is, 
you are spending too much time indoors
looking at your signs. 

(Gift House volunteers, Bud Brown and Bill Reiher, are modeling.)

COLOR COMBINATION OF THE GODS

Only a design genius would put these two magnificent colors together in one simple office chair. I'm just sorry that I didn't bring it home. 

YOUNG PEOPLE + OLD THINGS

Sweet! 
You must know somebody who just moved into a new apartment. 
It's not true that young people hate old things.